Lumberjack

Fellin' dead trees like a lightnin' storm
Climbin' under covers 'cause your feet are warm
Leavin' your new curtains all ripped and torn
Lumberjack's been trouble since she was born

Princess Prissy Pants

Princess Kitten, asked for a fish
Threw a tiny tantrum when she didn't get her wish
I said I'd catch one, the next day
But she stuck out her butt and walked the other way